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Retard

What do you call a retard with a hard on?
A slow poke.

Taking A Shower

Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

How Do You Know..

How do you know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout?
When he eats a Brownie.

Two Words

Parking in the driveway after their first date, Roger leaned over and gave Linda a passionate kiss.

When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his penis. Furious, Linda opened the door and jumped out of the car.

“I’ve got just two words for you,” she screamed.”Disgusting pig!”

And I’ve got just two words for you,” Roger screamed back. “Let go!”

Brains

What’s the difference between a woman’s zipper and a mans zipper?
When a woman unzips her pants her brains don’t fall out!!

Playboy

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl named Peggy
in a exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment
when he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was
well groomed and apparently very intelligent.

Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection
of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors
and offered her a glass of wine.

He asked Peggy whether she preferred Port or Sherry
and she said, “Oh Sherry by all means. To me, it’s the nectar
of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal clear decanter
fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When
the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured
into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I’m
lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I’m
about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins
to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly
played fills my ears and I’m transported into another
world. Port on the other hand, makes me fart.”