Why Rednecks Can’t Be Paramedics
Clive and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Clive whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “By t’undering, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence…… and then a gun shot is heard. Clive comes back on the line : “Okay, now what?”
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