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A Catholic nun was grumbling because traffic had resulted in her missing her flight. She was actually on her way to a retreat for “stressed out” nuns. She decided to complain to someone in official capacity about the lack of more flights to her destination.
She approached one of the ticket agents at the counter and asked where to make her complaint..

She was told. “Down this hall to your left, turn right and proceed to the door at the end of that hall.
She was about 3/4th of the way down the hall and saw a fortune-teller machine. Scoffing a bit, she decided to prove just how false they were.
She approached the machine and deposited her quarter.
The machine whirred and spouted out the following. You are a nun, you are 27 years old, you weigh 127 pounds and when you step off the scale and step three paces away. You will pass gas. Break wind! FART.
The Nun was indignant. Stepped of the scale walked 3 paces away and broke wind. She was flabbergasted. Stepped back to the machine and inserted another quarter. The machine again whirred and spit out another card, indicating. You are a Nun, are 27 years old and weigh 127 pounds. And you are about to be raped. She laughed in glee cause there was not a soul in the hall way where she was. Suddenly a door beside the machine opened and she was pulled inside and violated(to her immense delight). When she recovered and exited the room, she decided to give the machine one more try. It spat out the card with the message. You’ve farted and fucked around and missed your last flight to your destination! Now do you believe?