Two Widows
Over on North Shore, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?”
“Yes,” her friend replied.
“What do you do about it?”
“I usually suck on a Lifesaver.”
After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, “Well, what beach do you go to?”
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