Two Bags
A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport in Israel with two
large bags.
A customs agent stops him, opens one bag and finds it full with money in different currencies.
The agent asks the passenger: ‘How did you get this money?’
The man says:
‘You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and went into
all the public restrooms that I could.
Each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, ‘Donate money to Israel or I will cut off your balls.”
The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
‘Well…it’s a very interesting story… What do you have in the other
bag?’
The man says: ‘You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel ….’
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