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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Arkansas . In
my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the
Queen of England .”

The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

“The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years a go a woman
was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling at
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s blonde hair
and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now she’s running
for President.”