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Hitler, Elvis and Freddie Mercury are all sitting in hell, just minding their own business.
Suddenly they are all summoned to see Satan.
Satan tells them that they’ve been given a reprieve, and are being sent back to Earth.
There is a condition however, they all know what killed them so any attempt to fall back into bad habits and they would be straight back in hell.
So, they all get sent back to earth and are delighted. They start walking down the street, when all of a sudden they pass a group of Jewish men.
This is too much for Hitler and he rushes over and punches one in the mouth.
Suddenly he vanishes in a puff of smoke.
“What a dumbass” laugh Elvis and Freddie
So they keep walking and pass a McDonalds
Elvis says “Oh man, lets go in” but remembering what Satan told him adds “Uhh, I’ll just have a milkshake”
So they go into McDonalds, Elvis buys a milkshake and is heading back to a table when he spies a burger that has been dropped on the floor.
This is just simply too much for Elvis, so he bends down to pick it up
and Freddie Mercury disappears.