The Professor

The old professor decides to do something wild he’s never done before, so he sets out to rent his first X-rated adult video. He goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating

He drives home, lights some candles, slips into his comfy jammies, and puts the tape in the VCR. To his disappointment, there’s nothing but static on the screen, so he calls the video store to complain

The old professor: “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape but static.

Store Clerk: “Sorry about that. We’ve had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?

The old professor: “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner’.”


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