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A man checks into a hotel and the desk clerk asks, very quietly, if
he would like a woman sent to his room.

The man says yes.

The desk clerk says, “I have a stenographer, a switchboard operator or a teacher. Which one should I send up?”

With this the man replies, “I’ll take the teacher.”

When the man checks out the next morning, the desk clerk says, “I’m curious, why did you pick the teacher instead of the stenographer or the switchboard operator?”

The man replies, “The stenographer would say that she can’t take it as fast as I give it. The switchboard operator would cut me off before I’m finished, but the teacher would tell me to do it over and over again until I get it right.”