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Paddy’s Parking Place
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!’
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, ‘Never mind, I found one.’
Paddy In New York
Paddy was in New York .
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, “Okay, pedestrians.” Then he’d allow the traffic to pass.
He’d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, “Pedestrians!” for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, “Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?”
Irish Logic
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour’s dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.
Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says “I’ve had enough of this”. He goes downstairs.
Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, “The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?”
Paddy says “I’ve put the dog in our yard . See how they like it now !”
