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A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl named Peggy
in a exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment
when he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was
well groomed and apparently very intelligent.

Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection
of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors
and offered her a glass of wine.

He asked Peggy whether she preferred Port or Sherry
and she said, “Oh Sherry by all means. To me, it’s the nectar
of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal clear decanter
fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When
the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured
into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I’m
lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I’m
about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins
to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly
played fills my ears and I’m transported into another
world. Port on the other hand, makes me fart.”

One day an Irishman ,who had been stranded on a desert island for over 10 years,saw a speck on the horizon.He thought to himself,”It’s certainly not a ship.”

And, as the speck got closer and closer,he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blond!!

The glamorous blond strides up to the stunned Irishman and says to him”Tell me,how long has it been since you had a cigarette?”

“Ten years,”replies the amazed Irishman.With that,she reaches over and unzips a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve on her wetsuit,and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes.He takes one,lights it,and takes a long drag.”Faith and begorrah,”says the man,”that is so good I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”

“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Irish whiskey?” asks the blond.

Trembling, the castaway replies,”Ten years” Hearing that,the blond reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him.He opens the flask and takes a long drink.”Tis nectar of the gods!” states the Irishman.”Tis truly fantastic!!!”

At this point the gorgeous blond starts to slowly unzip the long front of her wetsuit,right down the middle.

She looks at the trembling man and asks “And how long is it since you played around?”

With tears in his eyes,the Irishman falls to his knees and sobs,”Sweet Jesus! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there too!”