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Female Urologist
My family Doctor just recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist.
I saw her yesterday, and she’s absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why, and she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you……”
Oh No!
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, ‘What the heck, I’ll try it.’
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe. Finally,
he realized his solution.
On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, ‘What?’
He heard ‘This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?’
The man replied, ‘I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.’
The cop says, ‘Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.!’
Urologist
My doctor referred me to a urologist.
To my surprise, the urologist was a female, beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why.
She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”
