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Motorcycle Ride
There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The
driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn’t have a zipper or
any buttons.
Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, “I can’t
drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest.”
After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on
backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were
driving down the road and they came around this curb and
wrecked. The redneck farmer that lived there called the police and told
them what happened.
The police asked him, “Are either of them showing any life
signs?”
The redneck farmer then said, “Well, that first one was ’til I turned
his head around the right way.”
