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Temporary Priest
One day as confessions were on in church the priest comes out of the confession box and asks the young man sweeping the floor to act as a priest for a minute as he really needs to relieve himself. The priest tells him there is a chart of penance on the wall inside, so the young man agrees.
The first person enters to confess and says “Forgive me father for I have sinned. I stole some food from the supermarket.”
“You will be forgiven”, replies the young man. He looks at the chart and says “10 Hail Mary’s for your sins.”
The second person enters to confess and says “Forgive me father. I lied to my mother yesterday”
The young man looks for lying on the chart and says “You will be forgiven. Say 20 Hail Mary’s for your sins.”
The third person, a teenage boy, then enters and says “Forgive me father for I have sinned. Yesterday I let my girlfriend give me a blowjob.”
The young man looks at the chart but doesn’t see blowjob on it. He opens the door and calls over one of the alter boys. “What does the priest give you boys for blowjobs?” he asks.
The alter boy replies “A can of coke and a Mars bar.”
