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Fig Leaf
It was Halloween time and an athletic guy was invited to a costume party with his newly acquainted girl friend. He goes to a costume specialty shop, and asks a very young salesgirl; “I am going to be Adam, in nude but only a fig leaf to cover down below. Can you help?”
The salesgirl shows a fig leaf for the occasion. He winks at the girl and says, “Still not big enough for what I have, ma’am!”
She brings out a bigger one. He keeps nodding his head negatively and goes, “Well, not big enough for what God has given me. You understand?”‘
She brings out a huge fig leaf; the largest possible made for the purpose.
He throws his hands on the counter, and says, “Still not big enough. I have a reputation at stake here. You know, what I mean?”
Unimpressed, the young salesgirl said to him, “Then, Mr. Hercules, why don’t you just throw IT over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”
