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Morris At Ninety
Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a
weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and
ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end
of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a
drink.
As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they
went to her apartment, where they got it on.
Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and
he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the
doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure did!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she
lived.
"Yes,…but why?"
"Well you’d better get over there… you’re about to cum."
