bingbongboo fun

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again, “Would you let me bite your breasts – just once – for $10,000 dollars?!”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars…; Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them – but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’
“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man … “Costs too much!”

A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her Nonna said: “Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a
younga boy.
He’s agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don’t
let him do dat. He’s agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are
agonna likea dat too, but don’ta let him do dat eeda. But mosta
important, he’s agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna
really likea dat, but don’ta let him do dat for sure. Doing thata
willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted: “And Nonna, I didn’t let him disgrace our family as you
said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on
top of him, and disgraced HIS family!”

Nonna fainted!!

And then there was this here church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won’t be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said…..

‘Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday’.