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*An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. *

*He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. *

*Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. *

*The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know
of?” *

*Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, “A
THOUGHT.” *

*It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on
the way; It’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
of.” *

*”That’s very good!” replied the interviewer. *

*”And now you sir?” he asked the second man *

*”Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK! *

*It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. A
blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of.” *

*”Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye, that’s
very good.” *

*He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. *

*There’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than
an instant. *

*Yep, TURNINGONA LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.”*

*The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought he had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of
light,” he said. *

*Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed same question. *

*Old Bubba replied, “After hearing the three previous answers,
It’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.” *

*”WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response. *

*”Oh I can explain.” said Old Bubba. “You see the other day I
wasn’t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before
I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, *

*I had already shit in my pants.” *

*Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Walmart near you!!*