Ride a Honda?
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”
“Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?”
“No I haven’t”
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: “Yes?”
“Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?”
“No I haven’t”
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker.
Covered in blood, the biker asks, “Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?”
“Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years.”
The biker says, “Tell me, where are the brakes?”
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