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“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…
– What was I thinking?”

“Congratulations on your wedding day!…
– Too bad no one likes your wife.”

“How could two people as beautiful as you….
– have such an ugly baby?”

“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love…
– After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.”

“I must admit, you brought Religion in my life…
– I never believed in Hell until I met you.”

“As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
– that you’re not here to ruin it for me.”

“As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me…
– Like the need for therapy.”

“Thanks for being a part of my life!!!…
– I never knew what evil was before this!”

“Before you go,…
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
– You’ll probably need it again.”

“Someday I hope to get married…
– but not to you.”

“You look great for your age…
– Almost Lifelike!”

“When we were together, you always said you’d die for me…
– Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”

“I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend…
– So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”

“We have been friends for a very long time…
– What do you say we call it quits?”

“I’m so miserable without you…
– It’s almost like you’re here.”

“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy…
– Did you ever find out who the father was?”

“You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
– I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”