Peanuts
A lawyer goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly client. He notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can’t help himself and eats one after another.
By the time they have finished talking, the bowl is empty.
The lawyer says, “I’m so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all your peanuts.
“That’s okay,” says the elderly client. “They would have just sat there.
Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl”.
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