Panda
panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of chips
he eats it, then pulls out a shotgun, shoots the waiter and heads for the exit
the manager calls after him “what the fuck?”
panda calls back “i’m a panda. look it up”
manager gets out a dictionary. “PANDA: Large black and white bear. Eats shoots and leaves”
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