Not A leg to stand on
So, this guy I know was in a horrible automobile accident last week.
It was really bad.
He ended up in a coma for six days.
When he woke up he couldn’t remember what happened…
The doctor told him that everything was ok.
The doctor said; ‘Son, I have good news and bad news for you.’
The guy said; ‘Well, you had better give me the bad news first.’
The doctor said; ‘Well, I had to amputate both of your legs.’
The guy’s heart fell to the floor.
‘Well, that sure is some bad news.’ My friend said.
‘So, whats the good news then?’ he asked.
The doctor replies; ‘The guy in the next room needed a new pair of shoes.’
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