Last Will And Testament

A lawyer was reading the will of a rich man:

“To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the smooth, I leave the house and $2 million.

“To my daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.

“And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought I would not remember him in my will — you were wrong. Hello, Dan!”


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