bingbongboo fun

- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

- The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it’s intentions.

- I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

- I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

- A truck backed through my windsheld into my wife’s face.

- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

- I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

- In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

- I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

- My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

- The pedestrian had no ideawhich direction to run, so I ran over him.

- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

- As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

- I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

- I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounded off the roof of my car.

- The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

- The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way, when it struck the front end.

- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.”