Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom.”
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