Grammar
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!”
The teacher replied, ‘Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation..
The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’
Please use the word ‘ur-i-nate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.”
Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, and then says, “You’re an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you’d be a TEN!”
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