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Ghetto Spelling

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel
– I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the ho Tel everybody!

2. Dictate
– My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum
– I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both!

4. Disappointment
– My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis
– I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel
– Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, ‘Man, it look fake.’ He say, ‘Bullshit, that watch Israel .’

7. Undermine
– There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.

8. Fortify
– I axed this ho on DA street , ‘How much?’ She say ‘Fortify.’

Furthering your education with Today’s Ebonic Word….
Today’s word is: ‘OMELETTE’ Let us use it in a sentence…

– “I should pop yo ass of what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.”

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