bingbongboo fun

Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,

‘I can’t understand how you kin be so much bigger ‘ n me. We’re the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big ‘gator, ‘What you been eatin’, boy?’

‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small ‘gator.

‘Hmm. Well, where do y’all catch ‘em?’

‘Down ‘ other side of the swamp near the parkin’ lot by the capitol.’

‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch ‘em?’

‘Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus and wait fer one to open the car door. Then I jump out, grab ‘em on the leg, shake the shit out of ‘em, and eat ‘em!’

‘Ah!’ says the big alligator, ‘I think I see your problem. You ain’t gettin’ any real nourishment.’ ‘See, by the time you get done shakin’ the shit out of a Politician, there ain’t nothin’ left but an asshole and a briefcase!’