Eye Exam
A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight.
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The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor: “Can you read the bottom line?”
Girl: “No.”
Doctor: “Can you read the center line?”
Girl: “No.”
Doctor: “Can you read the large top line?”
Girl: “No.”
Doctor (getting frustrated): “Can you even see the chart?”
Girl: “No.”
The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out
of his pants.
Doctor: “Can you see this?”
Girl: “Of course!”
Doctor: “Well, there’s your problem - you’re cock-eyed!”
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