Elderly Sex
One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment . Killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defence. She began coolly, “Yes, your honour, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex .. He could fly.”
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