Confucious, Him Say…

… man with tight trousers, pressing his luck.
… man who throw dirt, losing ground.
… man who fishes in other’s holes, get crabs.
… he who live in stone house, should not throw glasses.
… cow with no legs, ground beef.

… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
… baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to become
shiftless.
… bird in hand, make difficult to blow nose.
… finding old man in dark, not hard.
… man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam.
… man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
… man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake with stinky finger.
… war not determine who right, war determine who left.
… naked man fear no pickpocket.
… squirrel who run up woman’s leg, not find nuts.
… woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom.
… support bacteria, is only culture some people have.
… man who eat too many jellybean, fart in Technicolor.
… man who marry girl with no bust, have right to feel low down.
… man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
… man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
… he who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.
… even greatest of whales, helpless in desert.
… wash face in morning, neck at night.


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