Computer Addiction Signs
I became fully aware last night that I’ve been spending entirely too much time with my computer.
The first clue was when I noticed that my right hand is now permanently cramped into the famous “Microsoft Mouse” position.
The second hint was a little more tragic… As I lay in bed last night looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would be to have sex with her, I rested my hand upon her breast and gently cupped it (having no choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped). I heard a soft moan, but moments later found myself relegated back to my side of the bed.
Alas, I had double clicked her nipple.
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