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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as
clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their “tourist” garb. They
were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery
when a “drop dead gorgeous” topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking
straight towards
them. They couldn’t help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, “Good morning, Father. Good
morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she
passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous
outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to
enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a different colored
thong, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each
of them, said, “Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father,” and started to walk
away.

One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a minute, young
lady.”

“Yes, Father?”

“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you
know we are priests, dressed as we are?”

She replied, “Father, it’s me, Sister Mary Katherine.”