Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel
– I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the ho Tel everybody!
2. Dictate
– My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum
– I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both!
4. Disappointment
– My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis
– I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel
– Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, ‘Man, it look fake.’ He say, ‘Bullshit, that watch Israel .’
7. Undermine
– There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify
– I axed this ho on DA street , ‘How much?’ She say ‘Fortify.’
Furthering your education with Today’s Ebonic Word….
Today’s word is: ‘OMELETTE’ Let us use it in a sentence…
– “I should pop yo ass of what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.”
“Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton……
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:….. Cost - $29.99
Clinton:….. Cost - $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:…. Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:….. Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:…. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:….. Let’s not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:….. Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….. Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic: ….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ….. Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
