Stupid People #1
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
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Jokes & HumorPriest In Connecticut
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Paddy In New York
Paddy was in New York .
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, “Okay, pedestrians.” Then he’d allow the traffic to pass.
He’d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, “Pedestrians!” for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, “Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?”
Old Boy And The Cop
On a hot summer day, a old boy came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The oldboy said that it was his.
The policeman said, “Your dog seems to be in heat.” T
he old boy replies, “No way dog’s in heat she’s cool kawse I got ‘er tied unner the shade tree.”
The policeman says, “No! You don’t understand your dog needs to be bred.
“No way,” the oldboy says, “dog don’t need bread, she ain’t hongry, kawse I fed ‘ER beef jerky this mornin’.”
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; “NO! You don’t seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!”
The oldboy looks at him with a long pause and says, “Go ‘head. I always wanted a police dog!”
Redneck Dog
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree.
The redneck said that it was his.
The policeman said, “Your dog seems to be in heat.”
The redneck replies, “No way dog’s in heat—she’s cool cause I got ‘er tied under the shade of the tree.”
The policeman says, “No! You don’t understand– your dog needs to be bred.
“No way,” the redneck says, “dog don’t need bread, she’s not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin’.”
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; “NO! You don’t seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!”
The redneck looks at him and says, “Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!”
Caught Short
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues.
A spokes person was quoted as saying, ‘We have absolutely nothing to go on.’
