Coffee Maker
It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
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Jokes & HumorSomething To Offend Nearly Everyone #9
Q. What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A. The Southern zoo has a description
of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone #8
Q. Why do Driver Education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday,
the Sex-Ed class uses it.
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone #6
Q. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they’re not going to work
in the future either.
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone #5
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office’s flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They’re hiring
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone #4
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
