bingbongboo fun

A man checks into a hotel and the desk clerk asks, very quietly, if
he would like a woman sent to his room.

The man says yes.

The desk clerk says, “I have a stenographer, a switchboard operator or a teacher. Which one should I send up?”

With this the man replies, “I’ll take the teacher.”

When the man checks out the next morning, the desk clerk says, “I’m curious, why did you pick the teacher instead of the stenographer or the switchboard operator?”

The man replies, “The stenographer would say that she can’t take it as fast as I give it. The switchboard operator would cut me off before I’m finished, but the teacher would tell me to do it over and over again until I get it right.”

Q: What’s blue and fluffy? A: Blue fluff.

Q.  Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

A.  Because all the Mexicans who can run,
jump or swim are already in the United
States.

Q.  What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale???

A.  A Northern fairytale begins, “Once
upon a time…”
A Southern fairytale begins, “Y’all ain’t
gonna believe this shit.”

Q.  How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the “F” word?
A.  Get another sweet little
80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”

Q.  What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A.  The Southern zoo has a description
of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.