A man and a woman, who never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own f **king blanket!”
After a brief moment of silence … he farted.
September 16th, 2005
16:00
Farts
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the
word HONDA.”
“That’s very interesting, I’ve never heard of anything like that
before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the doctor.
The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA!”
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy,
the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of
stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys
farts say, “HONDA.”
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist.
After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys
mouth and examines it.
“A-haa!!!!, says the dentist “….I have solved the problem.”
“What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”
The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
“Yeah….so?”, says the guy, “What has that got to do with my
farts?”
The dentist replies . . .
“Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
