Blonde Bits
How did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
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