Apple Juice
A woman was sitting in the doctor’s office when he came in and said, “Mrs.Jones, this isn’t a urine sample you brought in. It’s apple juice.”
“Oh my god” she said, “I’ve got to get to a phone.”
“Why?” asked the doctor?
“I may have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box.”
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