Apple Announces
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The i-Tit
will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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