Personal Ad - What Women Mean When They Say….
- 40-ish………………………………………49
Adventurous…………………..Slept with everyone
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Athletic………………………………..No tits
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Average looking…………………………….Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
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Contagious Smile………………Does a lot of pills
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Emotionally Secure………………….On medication
Feminist……………………………………Fat
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Free spirit………………………………Junkie
Friendship first……………………..Former slut
Fun……………………………………Annoying
New Age……………..Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned…………………………….No BJs
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Open-minded……………………………Desperate
Outgoing……………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate………………………….Sloppy drunk
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Professional………………………………Bitch
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Voluptuous……………………………..Very Fat
Rubenesque…………………………..Hugely Fat
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Wants Soul mate………………………….Stalker
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