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A Cajun went duck hunting one day way up north near Shreveport and bagged three ducks.

He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like Cajuns.

The game warden ordered the Cajun to show his hunting license, and the Cajun pulled out a valid Louisiana hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, ‘This duck ain’t from Louisiana . This is a Texas duck. You got a Texas huntin’ license, boy?’

The Cajun reached into his wallet and produced a Texas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, ‘This ain’t no Texas duck. This duck’s from Arkansas . You got a Arkansas license?’

The Cajun reached into his wallet; and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said ‘This ain’t no Arkansas duck. This here duck’s from Mississippi . You got a Mississippi huntin license?’

Again the Cajun reached into his wallet and brought out a Mississippi hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Cajun ‘Just where the hell are you from?’

The Cajun turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, ‘You tell me. You’re the expert.’

A Chinese family of 5 , named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu,
decided to immigrate to the United States.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck.

Bu became Buck.

Hu became Huck.

Fu and Su decided to stay in China.

This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe.
She humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn’t that rare."
The doc said "You think that’s rare, I had a woman inhere this morning with athlete’s pussy."