bingbongboo fun

Q.  What do you call a Mississippi
farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A.  A pimp.

Grandma and Grandpa were driving from Washington to Florida to attend their grandson’s graduation from medical school.

Halfway through their trip, they stopped to visit their son in Kansas for a night. Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet. He asked his son about using one of the pills.

The son said, ‘I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re very very expensive.’

How much?’ asked Grandpa.

‘Around $10.00 a pill,’ answered the son.

I don’t care,’ said Grandpa, ‘I’d still like to try one. We’ll be leaving early in the morning, so I’ll put the money under the pillow.’

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.
He immediately called Grandpa on his cell phone and said, “I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.”

‘I know,’ said Grandpa. ‘The hundred is from Grandma.’

Q.  Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.  Because they’re not going to work
in the future either.

Q.   What does it mean when the Post Office’s flag is flying at half-mast?
A.  They’re hiring

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the
water floated, of all things, a condom!

“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I  found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.”

Q.  What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A.  A speech impediment