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In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. ! Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.