South Carolina Wal-Mart Greeter Test
*An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. *
*He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. *
*Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. *
*The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know
of?” *
*Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, “A
THOUGHT.” *
*It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on
the way; It’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
of.” *
*”That’s very good!” replied the interviewer. *
*”And now you sir?” he asked the second man *
*”Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK! *
*It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. A
blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of.” *
*”Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye, that’s
very good.” *
*He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. *
*There’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than
an instant. *
*Yep, TURNINGONA LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.”*
*The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought he had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of
light,” he said. *
*Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed same question. *
*Old Bubba replied, “After hearing the three previous answers,
It’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.” *
*”WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response. *
*”Oh I can explain.” said Old Bubba. “You see the other day I
wasn’t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before
I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, *
*I had already shit in my pants.” *
*Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Walmart near you!!*
