A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - “So, you’re the one who took our phone book…”
A lawyer was reading the will of a rich man:
“To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the smooth, I leave the house and $2 million.
“To my daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.
“And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought I would not remember him in my will — you were wrong. Hello, Dan!”
